my friends

(yes, I actually have some)

I have really no idea how to organize this page at the moment. Once upon a time in college, I had a plan file which had quotes in it of things my friends said. I kept them here and have been adding new ones. Of course people say things all the time that are noteworthy and if I'm not at my computer, I forget. So if you've got a quote I missed or have suggestions for organizing this page let me know.

I thought we were painting.

Chris Ronderos
on an impromptu mountain biking trip

What are the real paradoxes like? I think I've been using cheap second rate paradoxes.
Words crack and break and whatnot.

Will Holcomb
during a paradox discussion

Seven months.

Todd Kaefer
a response to one of the those things I've said in my life that embarrassed myself -- some things you just never live down

You want us to take you out back and beat the winders out of you?

a co-worker
on what we should do with another co-worker who kept trying to use Ctrl-Alt-Del on his Linux box

Apparently not a color after all.

Clark Downum
a commentary on the color "tope"

You're not going to put one of my quotes on there because I'm a conservative. Isn't that political discrimination?

Andrew Callan
when told he wasn't going to be quoted on this page

Well... this is definitely a move.

Gabe Rochat
I think quotes from Gabe are just destined to be inside jokes

All it'd do is get my shoulder wet.

Andy Trent
commenting on a friend crying on his shoulder

I'm a binary touch typist.

Andy Trent
during digital homework

If you draw your invertors like Santa Claus hats, you can almost convince yourself this is fun.

Andy Trent
during digital homework

I have a don't care condition.

Andy Trent
during digital homework

It's over there by the toothbrush.

Amy Haase
giving me directions to the telephone at her house in the Tri-Cities

The power is going to rush through my arm into the racquet.

Will Holcomb
before serving in racquetball
though it wouldn't have been so funny if he hadn't missed the ball

I make something to throw and something to catch, but the thrower has no arms and the catcher is blind; great, huh?

Will Holcomb
on event throwing in java

I have yet again proven myself to exist among the domain of the lower deities in the programming world.

Will Holcomb
when he got an event thrower to work

Yeah, I hate it when that happens.

Gabe Rochet
if you want to know, ask him

If you're going to be cold, it might as well be 100 feet up a sandstone wall.

Andy Trent
on a climbing adventure

Did you know that 69% of all statistics are made up?

Donna Bruggink
explaining something to Lucas

Have you looked at my finger?

Andy Trent
on another climbing adventure

It's not like I have every card

Clark Downum
to his partner during a Spades game
you probably had to be there

I don't know what a salad is anymore.

Mark Orr
somethings just can't be explained

I've got your coke, my coke, and the girl.

Clark Downum
declaring himself the winner over Gabe

It's so excruciatingly dull that it's not worth your calories.

Matt McBee
while discussing boring things

Triumphant Constantine was.

Clark Downum
part of the original draft for his Early Christianity paper.

must connect all of the hoozelwhats with teh ingleblobs
must connect all of the hoozelwhats with teh ingleblobs
must connect all of the hoozelwhats with teh ingleblobs
i hate finals"

Mark Orr
a moment of lucidity during finals

You said rat.

Wayne Douglas
after Dad commented on the rat's @$$

Pleasure me.

Clark Downum
to my cat

You are definitely violating Kapolka space.

Amy Kapolka
self-explanatory

I'm going to take five right turns.

Amy Kapolka
Explaining how she would get to Burger King in Winchester. It required one right turn. Five right turns and one blown tired later, we made it to Burger King.

The only thing we know for sure is that someone wrote the stuff we read today.

Clark Downum
Explaining what they could prove about the Bible.

The only thing I put in them was some beef buollion.

Clark's Mom
reassuring me that the green beans were vegetarian friendly

He never fixes me tea when I want it, but only fixes it for himself. So stupid. I do everything in this relationship!

Jeff Zehnder
joking about a mutual friend

it's time we computer-people enlighten you to the TRUTH; that being the VAX is, indeed, crazy. we've tried mood-control drugs, counseling, LT seminars, shock therapy, yoga... nothing worked. the story The Man isn't telling you is that the VAX isn't going away because it's outdated; it's actually going away because it's been committed. the computer center is just too embarrassed to let the general public know.

Lewis Baumstark
On why the computer center was finally got rid of the VAX

The future will take care of itself, I doubt that you will screw up so bad as to end the world.

Will Holcomb

Being "the one" ISN'T PRACTICAL! :) It's not supposed to be.

Christian Vozar

Unfortunately I cannot move mountains for her, or you for that matter.

Clark Downum

Mankind is what it is and that's it. Whether we are worthwhile and noble, we are all you have. Expecting any sort of nobility out of a precocious ape is just going to lead to frustration and disillusionment.

Andy Trent

The uncertainty of things is kind of annoying, but I'd rather have it than programming 8-5.

Andy Trent

if (apathylevel > 0) { sigh; break; } if (apathylevel == 0) { while (apathylevel == 0) { code; if (tired == 1) { apathylevel++; } } }

Alex Brooks
I spent a lot of time coding the last few weeks of school. This was just one of the many things my friends did to help me relieve the monotony.

Back to the main page.

I thought we were painting.
	Chris Ronderos on an impromptu mountain biking trip

What are the real paradoxes like? I think I've been using cheap second rate paradoxes. Words crack and break and whatnot.
	Will Holcomb during a paradox discussion

Seven months.
	Todd Kaefer a response to one of the those things I've said in my life that embarrassed myself -- some things you just never live down

You want us to take you out back and beat the winders out of you?
	a co-worker on what we should do with another co-worker who kept trying to use Ctrl-Alt-Del on his Linux box

Apparently not a color after all.
	Clark Downum a commentary on the color "tope"

You're not going to put one of my quotes on there because I'm a conservative. Isn't that political discrimination?
	Andrew Callan when told he wasn't going to be quoted on this page

Well... this is definitely a move.
	Gabe Rochat I think quotes from Gabe are just destined to be inside jokes

All it'd do is get my shoulder wet.
	Andy Trent commenting on a friend crying on his shoulder

I'm a binary touch typist.
	Andy Trent during digital homework

If you draw your invertors like Santa Claus hats, you can almost convince yourself this is fun.
	Andy Trent during digital homework

I have a don't care condition.
	Andy Trent during digital homework

It's over there by the toothbrush.
	Amy Haase giving me directions to the telephone at her house in the Tri-Cities

The power is going to rush through my arm into the racquet.
	Will Holcomb before serving in racquetball though it wouldn't have been so funny if he hadn't missed the ball

I make something to throw and something to catch, but the thrower has no arms and the catcher is blind; great, huh?
	Will Holcomb on event throwing in java

I have yet again proven myself to exist among the domain of the lower deities in the programming world.
	Will Holcomb when he got an event thrower to work

Yeah, I hate it when that happens.
	Gabe Rochet if you want to know, ask him

If you're going to be cold, it might as well be 100 feet up a sandstone wall.
	Andy Trent on a climbing adventure

Did you know that 69% of all statistics are made up?
	Donna Bruggink explaining something to Lucas

Have you looked at my finger?
	Andy Trent on another climbing adventure

It's not like I have every card
	Clark Downum to his partner during a Spades game you probably had to be there

I don't know what a salad is anymore.
	Mark Orr somethings just can't be explained

I've got your coke, my coke, and the girl.
	Clark Downum declaring himself the winner over Gabe

It's so excruciatingly dull that it's not worth your calories.
	Matt McBee while discussing boring things

Triumphant Constantine was.
	Clark Downum part of the original draft for his Early Christianity paper.

must connect all of the hoozelwhats with teh ingleblobs must connect all of the hoozelwhats with teh ingleblobs must connect all of the hoozelwhats with teh ingleblobs i hate finals"
	Mark Orr a moment of lucidity during finals

You said rat.
	Wayne Douglas after Dad commented on the rat's @$$

Pleasure me.
	Clark Downum to my cat

You are definitely violating Kapolka space.
	Amy Kapolka self-explanatory

I'm going to take five right turns.
	Amy Kapolka Explaining how she would get to Burger King in Winchester. It required one right turn. Five right turns and one blown tired later, we made it to Burger King.

The only thing we know for sure is that someone wrote the stuff we read today.
	Clark Downum Explaining what they could prove about the Bible.

The only thing I put in them was some beef buollion.
	Clark's Mom reassuring me that the green beans were vegetarian friendly

He never fixes me tea when I want it, but only fixes it for himself. So stupid. I do everything in this relationship!
	Jeff Zehnder joking about a mutual friend

it's time we computer-people enlighten you to the TRUTH; that being the VAX is, indeed, crazy. we've tried mood-control drugs, counseling, LT seminars, shock therapy, yoga... nothing worked. the story The Man isn't telling you is that the VAX isn't going away because it's outdated; it's actually going away because it's been committed. the computer center is just too embarrassed to let the general public know.
	Lewis Baumstark On why the computer center was finally got rid of the VAX

The future will take care of itself, I doubt that you will screw up so bad as to end the world.
	Will Holcomb

Being "the one" ISN'T PRACTICAL! :) It's not supposed to be.
	Christian Vozar

Unfortunately I cannot move mountains for her, or you for that matter.
	Clark Downum

Mankind is what it is and that's it. Whether we are worthwhile and noble, we are all you have. Expecting any sort of nobility out of a precocious ape is just going to lead to frustration and disillusionment.
	Andy Trent

The uncertainty of things is kind of annoying, but I'd rather have it than programming 8-5.
	Andy Trent

if (apathylevel > 0) { sigh; break; } if (apathylevel == 0) { while (apathylevel == 0) { code; if (tired == 1) { apathylevel++; } } }
	Alex Brooks I spent a lot of time coding the last few weeks of school. This was just one of the many things my friends did to help me relieve the monotony.