Did you ever think, as a hearse goes by
That you might be the next to die?
They wrap you up in a big white sheet
And bury you down about 6 feet deep.
They put you in a big black box
And cover you up with dirt and rocks.
And all goes well, for about a week
And then the coffin begins to leak!
The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out
the worms play pinochle on your snout.
They eat your eyes, they eat your nose
they eat the jelly between your toes.
A great big worm with rolling eyes,
Crawls in your stomach and out your eyes,
Your stomach turns a slimy green,
And pus pours out like whipping cream.
You spread it on a slice of bread,
And that's what you eat when you're dead.